vandalswithjetpacks:

The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.

nickgrimshade:

[salsa dances away from your shitty opinion]

(Source: punkasslouis)

am i the only one that yells “NO” when i drop my food

(Source: fueledbysmosh)